YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWWWWWWW!
Once upon a time, there was a person of female persuasion who was employed by a school to tell stories…true ones…and that made her weird. (well, no, she was weird already, but this confirmed it)
anyway, upon an annual celebration, the king of the lands would bestow upon each worker a gift. this gift was called ‘vacation’. many of the people tending the lands excitedly used this gifting, but our female unit left it gift-wrapped because deadline approached and there was work to be done.
as a result, when female unit did get around to unwrapping the gift, she discovered that should she take her sick days, vacation days and personal days end to end, she could be gone for 78 days.
what a gift. so shiny, so unused.
‘but that would be pointless,’ you say. and so it would be.
female unit put in for time off…aside from holidays. and the female unit launched into planning summer vacation in february. bought tickets to destinations down south so as to visit the in law parental units with offspring in tow.
as such, adventures untold lay waiting…and female unit determined in advance not to get any sleep tonight in anticipation of a week of non-workplace related stress.
stay tuned! the exciting adventures of female unit and offspring will continue Monday, August 11!